Titan

Sorry this is a boring one.

The Cardiac form is less stretchy so so they could only give it three random symbols but the skeletal form is more stretchy so it got four.

Cardiac titan- N2B
Skeletal- N2BA

Cardiac muscle works in a smaller ranges of lengths and has a tighter length tension curve.

Reynold's Number

Reynold hit Nick on the head with at DVD.

Re= dvD/n


Re= Reynolds number
D= diameter
v= velocity
n= viscosity

Nick could not get out of the way in time because he is viscous.

Resistance

R= ΔP/F
ΔP= MAP-RAP

I am resistant(R) to looking over your MAP of Colorado(CO).
R=MAP/CO (this is ignoring RAP so only applies to systemic and not pulmonary)

Poiseville

Nick(n) was late(l*8) so he did not(/) get our four(r^4) Pies(π).

R= nl8 / r^4π

R=resistance
n=viscosity
l=length
r=radius

Why was nick late?

Because he is viscous.

What are the funniest treatments for heart failure?

Beta Blockers. Cuz they all end in -LOL.

Gen1:
PropranoLOL- nonselective competitive antagonist
PinoLOL- B1 antagonist, B2 partial agonist

For when you PINe for Propranolol but can't have it because you are diabetic or asthmatic. B2 partial antagonism reduces asthmatic and diabetic side effects caused by propranolol's B2 blocking

Gen2:
MetoproLOL- competitive B1 selective antagonist. Crosses BBB.
AtnoLOL- Just like Metoprolol but with ATENuated CNS symptoms becuase it does not cross BBB.
Esmolol- Es the one that Es needed when B blockade Es Especially Urgent.

Gen3:
Labetalol
Carvedilol
Nebivolol